Archive for April, 2010

27
Apr
10

automated automation

There are very few things in this world that truly annoy me.  (getting pooped on by a bird, people who walk in the street when there is a sidewalk, etc.)  But in the last few months I have developed a genuine distaste for a new annoyance and up until recently I really couldn’t tell you why.  I like McDonald’s sweet tea, so naturally I find myself in the drive thru of McDonald’s on a regular basis.  I have to ask, am I the only one who can’t STAND the pre-recorded “it’s a beautiful day to try a new (insert food/drink item here)” messages that you are greeted with every time you go through the drive thru?

We all know the speakers and microphones on the drive thru are one of the best examples of HORRIBLE technology in the first place, but the pre-recorded messages that blares out of them now are just adding insult to injury.  Well, maybe not injury, but at least annoyance.

I think it bothers me because the drive through experience is already impersonal enough, adding a pre-recorded message to the whole encounter gives me the same feeling I have when I call my bank and have to sit through three minutes of “automated menus” before I can talk to a live person.  (add that to my list of annoyances)

But enough about that, I actually don’t want this to be a rant on my annoyances in life, even though that’s how it’s started.  I’m sharing these thoughts because of something I read last night in a book I started reading.  The title of the book is “The Jesus Way”, by Eugene Peterson.  In the introduction of the book he makes a truly brilliant observation about the message and “way” of Jesus…

“The prevailing ways and means cirricula in which we are all immersed in North America are designed to help us get ahead in whatever field of work we find ourselves: sales, and marketing, politics, business, church, school and university, construction, manufacturing, farming, laboratory, hospital, home, playground, sports.  The courses first instruct us in skills and principles that we are told are foundational and then motivate us to use these skills so that we can get what we want out of this shrunken, dessicated world, flesh and devil field.  And of course it works wonderfully as long as we are working in that particular field, the field in which getting things done is the end.

When it comes to persons, these ways of the world are terribly destructive.  They are highly affective in getting ahead in a God-indifferent world, but not in the community of Jesus, not in the Kingdom of God.”

After reading that I realized that Jesus’ “way” truly isn’t of this world at all.  Peterson goes on to reference how we’ve allowed the world’s “way” to influence our churches and cites that as a main reason why so many “Christians” are so consumer based in their pursuit of their faith.  I don’t want to pursue Christ as a consumer, last time I checked the word, it read that He was the consuming fire, not us.  We aren’t supposed to be consumers, but be consumed.

I think that’s truly why the pre-recorded messages at the drive thru bother me so much.  We live in such a “disconnected” world already, and to take something that is already disconnected and figure out a way to make it even more disconnected is truly disturbing.

…or maybe I’m just mad because I have to wait an extra 13 seconds to get my sweet tea.

peace,

Greg

01
Apr
10

I chased down the postman today!

Not in a bad way though. A few weeks ago I found an AMAZING deal on a set of brand new Specialized bib shorts and matching jersey on ebay.  So I ordered it and have been waiting, not-so-patiently, for them to arrive so I could try them out

So I get home to have lunch with my wife and I see a little “we were here, but missed you” sticker from the USPS on my door.  At first I conceeded that I would have to wait until tomorrow to go pick up the package from the post office…until.  DUN DUN DUHHHHHH!

I noticed that the post woman’s (yes, we have a post woman, not a post man) truck was still parked down the street, so I knew she was still walking around our neighborhood somewhere.  So, of course…the hunt was on.

I started driving around and actually found a postman just a few blocks away from our house.  So I parked the car and went running up to him (a little crazy I guess) and was disappointed to find out that he only serviced the neighborhood to the south of ours, not ours.  He did inform me of where my postwoman would be though!  So the hunt was on again!

Drove a little while longer and found her just a few houses down the street from our home.  Gave her the slip of paper that was on our door, showed her my ID and voila…I got my new bib shorts and jersey!

So, ok, maybe it’s not the most dramatic or interesting story you’ll read today, or even in the next five minutes.  But I had fun with it so I thought I would share it with all of you!

Have a great day and enjoy the beautiful weather!!!

peace,

glo




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